That's right. Tune on in, Bright Eyes, for TheoryRadio's annual
Let's-keep-Shaw-company-and-out-of-a-pathetic-spiral-of-holiday-induced-alcoholism-and-despair Show! We'll be joined by Cap'n Shady, Mean Ol' Mr. Trueheart, and as many of Vanessa's splintered personalities as we can find on short notice. There'll also be some old friends and surprise guests stopping by to wish us all a warm holiday season in their own very special way.

There'll be music, mirth, and if you're not careful, you may even learn somethin' before we're done.

Why, it'll be better than Christmas when you were a kid. All the innocent wide-eyed wonder, nowhere near as much forcible sodomy or domestic abuse! You're looking down the barrel of the most Yuletide fun you can have without mistletoe, a Spanish-English phrasebook and a fistfull of roofies!

Please join us, won't you?

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